Today was to me for a day of washing. And I went and gathered my clothes to myself and I went down to the basement to the room of the laundry. And behold! There were only three of washers. And the matter was very hot to me. And I asked my soul to die. And it happened one of the washers stopped from its washing. And good it was for me of muchness muchness. And I put my clothes in washers. And behold! I washed my clothes.

Justin Vilski & Daniel Zak

Engagement of the SPaM Senior in the Tongue of the Hebrew:

And it happened in the tenth year in the fifth month on the ninth of the month for the teaching of Nass and I was a son of two and twenty year and it happened in my going out to meet the being to me for friend woman. And it happened in our rising up early and walking there was to us sound of gladness of voices for happiness. And the woman who being friend to me spoke to me saying, “After setting my eye upon you in the first and behold falling off my camel to meet and your appearance was to me fine.” And I spoke saying, “There is love for you exceedingly in my heart with muchness muchness.” And I added to speak saying, “Will you be for me for a wife from this day and up to eternity?” And she spoke saying, “Surely, because there is no hotness for you in my soul.” And no weeping in the land but sound of rejoicing and sound of cheerfulness and voice of bridegroom and voice of bride. And the word of the LORD came to me saying, “Behold, good,” an utterance of the LORD.

Professor Nass

Up until forever the tongue of the Hebrews is great from among all the tongues of the earth. It will be, in the learning of Hebrew, that a young man will learn goodness of expression.

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